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My baby brother graduated high school today. I’m pretty proud of him. Out of the three of us, he’s actually the “good one”. Despite being a sassy little fuckboy, he has really good grades, he never goes out and parties during the school week, and he never drinks or does any drugs. Good for him.
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how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
or vagina, you know, whatever floats your boat.
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Call me a safe bet, I tell ya ‘hwut.
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After a shitty, 100 degree weather day, a nice cold shower and fresh shaved arm pits makes everything better.
Griqueen looks like a purple Peter Griffin without glasses.
