Why did I agree to cover a morning shift when I know my ass hasn’t been going to bed any time earlier than 6am in the past 2 weeks 😩

@6 hours ago
#personal #oh right it's bc I have to pay rent next Friday 

jaqenhotgar:

when you’re on your period and everyone asks why you’re cranky af

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@7 hours ago with 365 notes
#omg lol 

mrrobotico:

queefonyerbeef:

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

garbagefingers:

saturnineaqua:

quickweaves:

oh my goodness

Fuck.

Lawd my body can’t handle this. Yuazzzzz!

SO GOOD

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@7 hours ago with 4025 note and 30232 play

We don’t touch…well, not directly. Prophylactically, yes.

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@8 hours ago with 11666 notes
@13 hours ago with 166376 notes

thismighthurt:

Scarleteen just revamped Birth Control Bingo a 25-page guide to contraceptive options! The new edition includes a look at the history of each contraceptive method, including  some old-timey illustations :) 

My personal favorite is withdrawal. Per usual, it is a delight to collaborate with Heather Corinna. 

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@7 hours ago with 571 notes
#miscellaneous sex ed stuff 
babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

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@7 hours ago with 505301 notes
#hehe 
do-not-touch-my-food:

Beet, Arugula & Goat Cheese Grilled Cheese
@7 hours ago with 642 notes
#get in my face #I legitimately want to try this 
Coworker:one of my vagina lips is asleep. but no one panic.
@10 hours ago
#personal #lol anyssa isn't even drunk #it's just the right one apparently 

My coworkers invited me out for wings and I am high as balls. Oopsies.

@13 hours ago with 1 note
#personal #I don't think we're meeting up for another hour #so think I have time #stone bologna